For Christmas I would like a tall guy covered in tattoos and scruffy facial hair. Also, he must like to cuddle and have lots of sex. That is all.
How do I send this to Santa
Agnostic but reblogging for others.
They’re bangin each other we all know it
I guess she kissed a girl and she liked it
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy